I went to a conference on Twitter and found that I’m truly a “twidiot!” The best part, however, was seeing Martha Stewart in person and hearing her speak about important digital marketing matters. Like shoes…What I learned is that she’s really into them. In fact, she’ll even take a picture of your shoes if she likes them. I was sorry that she didn’t take a picture of my shoes. I should have worn the ones with the bows, or the polka dots. Not black patent flats…I would love to go for dinner at her house. But I would keep her away from my feet!
Carrie Bradshaw
My Slip was “Pink!”
I ‘m just a small town girl from Seaside, LI. who grew up between a dump and the Long Island Power Company. As I child, my Disneyland was watching the landfill rise under the silver twinkling light of fission. I grew up on Cupcake Lane where all the houses looked pretty much the same. But the violence inside them wasn’t. My goal was to leave Seaside once and for all. To go to Harvard College, an institution that stood for tolerance. This was some aspiration for a Jewish girl from Seaside! My dream somehow was granted. I studied Shakespeare, and it was wonderful. I headed for NYC after graduation with the other lemmings and like “Carrie Bradshaw” had many exciting adventures. There were plenty of jobs, boyfriends, and shoes, but nothing ever seemed to stick. Do you know what I mean? And then the charms started to fall off the bracelet that I cherished.
Jane Ranzman Writer 